April 7, 2016

CINEMA 69: FROM VICTORY TO WONDERLAND On Sale Now

by D.M. ANDERSON

A nostalgic chronicle of a movie lover's misspent youth in a dark, run-down second run theater, once the proud centerpiece of a small suburban town. Cinema 69 is both an autobiography and an affectionate history of the theater & films which played there that had a lasting impact one viewer's life. This book is a must for any movie fan who grew up in the dark balconies of their neighborhood second run cinemas during the 70s and 80s, before home video began running them out of business.

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April 2, 2016

Blu-Ray Review: BANSHEE - THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON

Starring Antony Starr, Ivanna Milicevic, Ulrich Thomsen, Frankie Faison, Hoon Lee, Rus Blackwell, Matt Servitto, Trieste Kelly Dunn, Lili Simmons, Matthew Rauch, Geno Segers, Afton Williamson, Langley Kirkwood. Various Directors. (2015, 600 min).
CINEMAX/HBO VIDEO

I guess the best praise I can offer after watching Season Three of Cinemax's Banshee is that it immediately made me want to run out and grab the first two seasons. It's like Peyton Place on acid...audacious, sleazy, lurid, immoral, mean-spirited, brutally violent and sometimes darkly humorous, with numerous moments which leave the viewer thinking WTF?. Banshee's also well-acted, sharply written and ferociously compelling enough for us to overlook lapses in plausibility and simply go along with it.

It figures that I'd discover the show only after it's been cancelled (Season Four will be the last). Still, Season Three is a thrilling introduction to the premise and these characters; we're given just enough info about events of the first two seasons that newbies like myself aren't completely lost.

Antony Starr returns as 'Lucas Hood,' the ex-con who assumed the identity of a recently-killed sheriff of Banshee, Pennsylvania. His former crime partner and lover, Anastasia (Ivana Milicevic), still lives in town, though her ruse has since-been exposed and she's now estranged from her new husband and daughter (who was fathered by Hood). The main story arc of Season Three has Hood bringing in his gang of buddies plan a heist at a local military base, where borderline psychotic Major Stowe (who Anastasia's been sleeping with) has been stashing ill-gotten millions. Meanwhile, Hood still fulfills his duties as the town sheriff, albeit questionably. The two other main plot threads has Hood trying to take-down local Amish gangster Kai Proctor (Ulrich Thomsen) and prevent insane and vicious Chayton Littlestone (Geno Segers) from leading the Redbone gang in a bloody revolt to avenge the death of their tribal chief (Proctor's doing).

"Cut myself shaving."


There are several other subplots, some of which have impact on the ongoing story, others which are an obvious set-up for Season Four (such as a former neo-Nazi becoming a Banshee deputy). There are a lot of character interactions to keep track of, but the show occasionally fails in making all of them equally interesting. For the most part, though, each episode is fast-paced enough to keep us intrigued, and even newcomers never feel left in the dark by what's going on.

Being a Cinemax series, Banshee is loaded with explicit, gratuitous sex, mostly of the non-erotic variety. A good percentage of the cast gets down & dirty at one point or another. Similarly, the violence is extremely graphic and over-the-top, particularly a brilliantly-conceived midseason fight scene and the death of one of the season's major characters (the latter of which is likely to be a real crowd pleaser since this character really has it coming).

There's almost a Grindhouse quality to some of Season Three's more shocking surprises. But hey, isn't this what we tune in for? No one watches a program like this for enlightenment or intellectual stimulation. Banshee is pure exploitation cinema presented in as an addicting soap opera, the kind of show where it's sheer audacity is morbidly compelling...and supremely binge-worthy. And while Season Three's main plotlines come to satisfying conclusions, it leaves just enough intriguing, unresolved threads to keep viewers hooked for one last go-around.

BONUS FEATURES:
  • "Banshee Origins" & "Banshee Origins Saga": Several prequel webisodes and a two-part feature which take place before the events of the series. For fans, this is the best of the bonus features.
  • Featurettes: "The Heist" (making of the pivotal point in Episode 7); "Burton vs Nola Camera Movement" & "Burton vs Nola Stunts": (two features on the making of  this outrageous fight scene); "Genoa Rehearsal"; "Zoomed In"; "Making of the Episode 2 Title Sequence"
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Numerous Audio Commentaries
  • Digital Copy
KITTY CONSENSUS:
MEE-OW! ALL THE GRATUITOUS SEX & VIOLENCE A GROWING KITTEN NEEDS.

April 1, 2016

IP MAN 3 Blu-Ray Giveaway!


WELL GO USA and FREE KITTENS MOVIE GUIDE are giving away Blu-Ray copies of the action-packed Ip Man 3

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The final installment of the internationally-acclaimed trilogy, starring Donnie Yen (Special ID, Kung Fu Killer) and legendary boxer Mike Tyson, IP MAN 3 debuts April 5 on Digital HD and April 19 on Blu-ray™ and DVD from Well Go USA Entertainment. This iteration of the Ip Man epic trilogy takes place in 1959 Hong Kong and finds Ip Man (Yen) attempting to save his son’s school from an intimidating property developer (Tyson). With the police unable to help, Ip Man recruits his students to face off against the developer’s lackeys in an action-packed fight sequence that ends with the school’s headmaster being kidnapped. After solving this crisis, Ip Man faces another opponent in a fight to decide the true Grandmaster of Win Chun. Directed by Wilson Yip and featuring action choreography by Yuen Wo Ping, IP MAN 3 takes martial arts to the next level. Bonus materials include a making-of featurette and interviews with the Donnie Yen and Mike Tyson.


March 26, 2016

Blu-Ray Review: THE HATEFUL EIGHT

Starring Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Walton Goggins, Demian Bichir, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen, Bruce Dern, Channing Tatum. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. (2015, 168 min).
ANCHOR BAY

Being a huge Quentin Tarantino fan, I first saw The Hateful Eight in a theater (unfortunately, not the highly touted Roadshow version, which played nowhere near where I live). In my opinion, he’s the only living director who has, so far, never made a bad movie. The Hateful Eight is no exception, though this is Tarantino at his most self-indulgent.

While most of his films tend to have running times well over two hours, this was the first one that actually felt long, the first time I thought some scenes could have been trimmed a bit here and there, the first time I glanced at my watch on occasion. Seeing it in a theater, with no break or intermission, was ultimately exhausting.

But like Reservoir Dogs, I enjoyed The Hateful Eight much more the second time, for some of the same reasons.

Despite Tarantino’s outstanding use of the classic Ultra-Panavision process to shoot this epic western, The Hateful Eight arguably plays better at home (albeit on a big-ass home theater system). It may be a cinematic love letter to a bygone era, but considering much of the film takes places within the confines of an isolated, single-room in the middle of nowhere during a raging blizzard, its intimate setting is more effective when viewed in an equally intimate room, preferably with all the lights off. Like Reservoir Dogs, not everyone is who they seem, and a big part of the fun lies in the slow, methodical way this film peels away its layers. Seeing it a second time and knowing what to expect, even the throwaway scenes I once thought could have been trimmed are now fraught with tension.

Kurt and Jennifer belt-out 'White Christmas.' Bruce dies a little inside.

And again, like Reservoir Dogs, these are all really bad people, with Kurt Russell (as bounty hunter John “The Hangman” Ruth) being the closest to anything resembling a hero, which ain’t saying much. Still, these are fascinating characters and we get to know most of them more intimately than we’re comfortable with. Samuel L. Jackson and Walton Goggins are especially effective when playing off each other, since one is a former black officer in the Union army while the other fought for the Confederacy, and both committed terrible atrocities during the Civil War.

From a technical standpoint, The Hateful Eight is by far Tarantino’s best looking film, with stunning cinematography by Robert Richardson, who manages to render everything simultaneously epic and claustrophobic. This is also Tarantino’s first movie with an original score, provided by Ennio Morricone, who deserved his Oscar, and not just because he’s been overlooked by the Academy for decades. His music score is haunting, tense and sometimes achingly beautiful.

I suppose it's a given that the film is also bloody as hell.

While The Hateful Eight may not be top-tier Tarantino, it’s better than many directors’ magnum opuses and one which improves with repeated viewings. Considering many of his fans tend to share the same love of classic cinema, it’s sort-of a shame this Blu-Ray doesn’t include the 187 minute Roadshow version, complete with overture and intermission (perhaps that’s coming later).

BONUS FEATURES (which are surprisingly slim):

  • “Beyond the Eight: A Behind-the-Scenes Look” (a very short making-of featurette)
  • “Sam Jackson’s Guide to Glorious 70mm” (the more interesting of the two, about the efforts to make the first Ultra-Panavision film in decades)
  • DVD & Digital Copies

KITTY CONSENSUS:
PURR...TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS AND BASK IN THE SLOW-BURNING MAYHEM

March 23, 2016

Blu-Ray Review: DADDY'S HOME

Starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Linda Cardellini, Hannibal Buress, Scarlett Estevez, Owen Wilder Vaccaro, Thomas Haden Church. Directed by Sean Anders. (2015, 95 min).
PARAMOUNT

While no classic, Will Ferrell & Mark Wahlberg's buddy-cop comedy, The Other Guys, was a pleasant surprise. The two played off each other quite well, Wahlberg in particular showing he could be pretty damn  funny when required. So it's understandable for one to expect more of the same from the two reteaming in Daddy's Home. However, this one turns out to be an unpleasant surprise.

Farrell is Brad, a nebbish sort who’s the stepfather to his wife’s two kids, who of course don’t like him at first, despite his attempts to bond with them. Just when he starts to earn their respect and trust, their devil-may-care real father, Dusty (Wahlberg), insinuates himself back into their lives. Dusty is everything Brad isn’t...an ultra-cool, Harley-riding tough guy everybody loves because he succeeds at everything he attempts. Most of the film has these two competing for the kids’ affection, with predictable results: Dusty does everything right, Brad fails miserably, making an ass of himself in the process.

"I'll make you a deal, Will...you stop bringing up The Happening, and I'll refrain from beating your ass."

An amusing film could be made from this concept, but unfortunately, Daddy’s Home aims for cheap laughs with gags that continue long after they’ve gone flat, idiotic slapstick with bad CGI and a few obnoxious (totally unbelievable) secondary characters who serve no narrative purpose. Ferrell and Wahlberg are certainly game, but this time they are betrayed by a lazy script which has them merely playing extensions of their own images. Ferrell can do the whole embarrassing buffoon schtick in his sleep, and we don’t need to see Wahlberg once-again play the coolest guy on the screen. Personally, I think it would have been far funnier if their roles were reversed.

The entire debacle is - almost - saved by the final act, which may be somewhat predictable, but at-least earns some big laughs and manages a few heartwarming moments. Until then though, Daddy’s Home is a massively disappointing reteaming of two actors who deserved better.

BONUS FEATURES:

  • Numerous featurettes, most of which have various cast and crew members either summarizing the plot or discussing how much fun it was to make (which I don't doubt).
  • Deleted/Extended Scenes
  • DVD & Digital Copies

KITTY CONSENSUS:
MEH...


March 22, 2016

Blu-Ray Review: THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY, PART 2

Starring Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks, Julianne Moore, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Donald Sutherland, Sam Claflin, Jenna Malone. Directed by Francis Lawrence. (2015, 137 min).
LIONSGATE

Though there remains no creative justification for stretching the final novel of Suzanne Collins' Hunger Games trilogy into a two-part, four hour film, Mockingjay, Part 2 does bring the entire saga to a satisfying conclusion. The final hour is more intense, violent and suspenseful than any other film in the franchise. But until then, Part 2 suffers some of the same woes as its predecessor.

From a narrative standpoint, Mockingjay was arguably the weakest of the three novels, focusing primarily on Katniss and her merry band of rebels infiltrating the capital city to kill President Snow and liberate Panem. Most of the more interesting characters and plot revelations were introduced in the first two novels. Padding Mockingjay's already thin story into two films essentially turned Part 1 into an unnecessarily long - sometimes excruciatingly dull - transitional episode.

Part 2 begins on similarly shaky ground. Picking up right where Part 1 left off (newcomers will be completely lost), it takes a long time to get going, the overall story once again stretched like taffy. But it starts gathering momentum once the siege on the capital commences, and we're once again captivated. Since most of us are already quite familiar with most of the players, the film now has the luxury of throwing them in harm's way without further character development. Hence, the final act is loaded enough action, excitement and poignancy to compensate for the meandering first half.

"I'll bet there's no Starbuck's around here."

As usual, the entire cast does right by these characters, all of which remain far more interesting and complex than those in other young-adult franchises. The overall production design is also surprisingly impressive. There are occasions where the sets of the capital are almost retro, like a 1970s-era depiction of the future. Intentional or not, it gives the film an interesting look.

Still, this is only half a movie, which remains the big elephant in the room. If you're one who resents the increasing trend of studios maximizing profits by splitting stories into two or more separate films, Mockingjay, Part 2 won't sway your opinion. What could have been a compelling and concise single film is dragged out far longer than necessary. However, Legions of Hunger Games devotees will obviously argue otherwise. For them, this epic conclusion to their beloved saga delivers as promised, especially watching it back-to-back with Part 1.

BONUS FEATURES:

  • "Pawns No More: Making The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2" - This is a lengthy, comprehensive 8 part documentary that die hard fans will surely enjoy. The best bonus feature on the disc.
  • Audio Commentary by Director Francis Lawrence & Producer Nina Jacobson.
  • "The Hunger Games: A Photographic Journey"
  • "Cinna's Sketchbook: Secrets of the Mockingjay Armor"
  • "Panem on Display: The Hunger Games Exhibition"
  • "Jet to the Set"
  • DVD & Digital Copies

KITTY CONSENSUS:
NOT BAD...LIKE A HALF CAN OF FRISKIES.

March 19, 2016

Blu-Ray Review: MY SUMMER STORY

Starring Charles Grodin, Mary Steenburgen, Kieran Culkin, Christian Culkin, Whit Hertford, Geoffrey Wigdor, Tedde Moore. Directed by Bob Clark. (1994, 85 min).
OLIVE FILMS

I'd be willing to wager that some of you had no idea this sequel to A Christmas Story even existed, and for good reason. Originally titled It Runs in the Family and thrown away by its distributor, it played in just a few theaters before vanishing into obscurity...also for good reason. Watching it today mostly serves to reminds us how great A Christmas Story really was.

But it didn't have to be this way. Had A Christmas Story been a box office hit right out of the gate (rather than the belated classic it eventually became), perhaps director Bob Clark and author/narrator Jean Shepherd could have gotten a sequel off the ground while the original cast was still roughly the same age. Instead, 11 years later, they're stuck with an almost entirely new cast playing characters made iconic by other actors, and it just doesn't work.

Born to be wild.

Everyone tries their best (though Charles Grodin is woefully miscast as the Old Man), but My Summer Story's far weaker episodic story and script doesn't allow us to warm up to them. One can't help but assume some of it would have automatically been rendered more amusing with Darren McGavin, Melinda Dillon and Peter Billingsley in these situations. Worse yet, there's a completely out-of-place, mood-killing scene half-way through where the family of one of Ralphie's friends is evicted from their home. Considering lighthearted tone of the rest of the film, what exactly was Clark's justification for its inclusion?

Other than conjuring up fond memories of the original, My Summer Story doesn't really serve much of a purpose. Too little and way too late, it's no more than a historical curiosity. On the plus side, it's still infinitely better than A Christmas Story 2, which was vomited straight-to-video in 2012 (bet you didn't know that either).

BONUS FEATURES: None
KITTY CONSENSUS:
MEH...

March 15, 2016

Blu-Ray Review: CONCUSSION

Starring Will Smith, Alec Baldwin, Albert Brooks, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, David Morse, Arliss Howard. Directed by Peter Landesman. (2015, 123 min).
SONY

Considering all the public scrutiny the Galactic Empire NFL's been under lately (for various reasons), the timing of Concussion couldn't be more perfect. The long-term health effects that football has on its participants isn't anything new, but the findings of Dr. Bennet Omalu (Will Smith) became headline news, despite the numerous attempts to intimidate and discredit him.

But Concussion isn't really about Omalu's discovery. Anyone with a lick of common sense can conclude that years of getting bashed in the head every Sunday is bound to loosen a few marbles, no matter what safety measures are taken. So while Omalu's findings aren't exactly a revelation, the Galactic Empire NFL's attempts to keep him quiet might come as a surprise to many viewers. Then again, maybe not. It isn't as though the league has publicly done a bang-up job dealing with other recent controversies.

"Find Waldo yet?"

The NFL is definitely the evil empire in this film, with Roger Goodell (Luke Wilson) as its Sith Lord. The problem is we kind-of already suspected as much, meaning Concussion really doesn't offer any surprises. Omalu's story is an interesting one, though maybe better suited for an ESPN 30 for 30 documentary than a dramatic film. Still, the performances are worth watching. Some folks felt Will Smith was snubbed at this year's Academy Awards, and while I personally don't think he deserved an Oscar nomination, this is certainly one of his best roles.

In the end, Concussion is reasonably entertaining (though a tad overlong). It's a film we enjoy in the moment, briefly reminded that brain trauma is a serious issue facing professional athletes before we move on to other things which have a more immediate impact on our own lives. Nothing really resonates afterwards because most of us with common sense already knew all this.

BONUS FEATURES:
Featurettes: "Crafting Concussion"; "Inside the True Story"
Audio Commentary by director Peter Landesman
Deleted Scenes
Digital Copy
KITTY CONSENSUS:
NOT BAD...LIKE CAT CHOW


INDEPENDENCE DAY - 20th ANNIVERSARY EDITION



HAS IT REALLY BEEN 20 YEARS?

Experience the original OSCAR-Winning sci-fi epic that launched a new era in blockbuster filmmaking. Director Roland Emmerich, producer Dean Devlin and an all-star cast including Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum and Bill Pullman join forces to deliver the ultimate encounter between powerful aliens and the human race. When massive spaceships appear in Earth’s skies and blast destructive beams of fire down on cities all over the planet, a determined band of survivors must unite for one last strike against the invaders before it’s the end of mankind.

 Special Features

Attacker Edition Gift Set Blu-ray™

  • Newly Restored Extended and Original Theatrical Cuts
  • All-new 30-Minute Documentary – Independence Day: A Legacy Surging Forward
  • Limited Edition Alien Ship Replica
  • Collectible Booklet
  • Includes Two Blu-rayTM discs and Digital HD
Blu-ray™
  • Newly Restored Extended and Original Theatrical Cuts
  • All-new 30-Minute Documentary – Independence Day: A Legacy Surging Forward
  • Includes Two Blu-rayTM discs and Digital HD
DVD
  • Newly Restored Theatrical Cut
  • Includes Digital HD
Digital HD
  • First time Digital HD Extras Including Newly Restored Extended Cut
  • All-new 30-Minute Documentary – Independence Day: A Legacy Surging Forward
 
Sneak Peak of the all new documentary, Independence Day: A Legacy Surging Forward: