July 2, 2014

MOVIES IN HAIKU, PART 7: The Wrath of Love


STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN
Revenge, best served cold.
Hair piece versus plastic chest
“KHAAAAAN!” bellows Shatner.

TWILIGHT
Edward and Bella.
True love complicated by
A shirtless werewolf.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
These cowboys in love
Sure know how to rock a tent!
So sad for their wives.

CASABLANCA
Rick and Ilsa's love...
A relationship ruined
By pesky Nazis.

REAR WINDOW
Bedridden and bored,
I'll peep in neighbors' windows.
What's that guy doing!?!

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